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jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

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fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING